Sad Suits: the Top 5 Worst Mascots in Sports History

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Is there anything more embarrassing than claiming, “running around in a costume at sports games” as your profession? Yes, there is. It’s when “running around in a really crappy costume” is your profession. While being a mascot may not be the most dignified of life callings, a man can at least take pride when he is a cool mascot. The Phillie Phanatic probably walks with his head held high, even when his head isn’t shoved inside a giant, green dragon-thing’s head. The same can’t be said however, for the poor souls on this list. These are the top 5 worst mascots in sports.
Sad Suits: the Top 5 Worst Mascots in Sports History
Image Credit: Wikipedia
Is there anything more embarrassing than claiming, “running around in a costume at sports games” as your profession? Yes, there is. It’s when “running around in a really crappy costume” is your profession. While being a mascot may not be the most dignified of life callings, a man can at least take pride when he is a cool mascot. The Phillie Phanatic probably walks with his head held high, even when his head isn’t shoved inside a giant, green dragon-thing’s head. The same can’t be said however, for the poor souls on this list. These are the top 5 worst mascots in sports.
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There they are, the not so proud members of the fraternity of horrendous mascots. The sad thing is there were so many more candidates that this list could’ve easily been a top 25 (We’re looking at you, UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs). But if you’re truly incensed that we left some mess of a mascot off our list, just throw together a list of your own and tell those guys whose lives consist of dancing in a monkey suit just how useless you really think they are.

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